Dogs

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Two guys meet on a street, walking their dogs. One has a doberman pinscher, the other one a chihuahua. After a while of walking, they spot a bar across the street. The doberman guy suggests to walk over and have a beer. The Chihuahua guy repeats that they don`t allow pets. But the other guy says "just follow my lead".

He puts on a pair of sun shades and walks over, only to be stopped by the bouncer: "Sorry, Sir, no pets allowed."

"But this is my seeing eye dog"

"Doberman pinschers as seeing eye dogs?"

"Yes, they use them now. They`re very good dogs".

"OK, you may come in, Sir".

The other guy puts on his sunshades and thinks, what the heck. He walks over and is stopped by the bouncer: "Sorry, Sir, no pets allowed here"

"This is my seeing eye dog!"

"But, a Chihuahua?"

"A Chihuahua? They gave me a fucking Chihuahua?"

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