Golfer's Punishment

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Two guys are out one day golfing. One slices off to the right, the other hooks to the left and they both go to retrieve their balls. The guy on the right is hacking and hacking at the ball but just can`t lift it out of the flowers.

All of a sudden, up pops Mother Nature. "What the hell are you doing to my beautiful buttercups?" she asks. "I`m just trying to get my golf ball out of them, lady," replies the golfer.

"Well you are really making me mad! Just look what you`ve done to my buttercups! For this I must punish you. Your punishment will be one year without butter!!"

The golfer starts laughing hysterically, which by now has just about worn out Mother Nature`s patience.

"What in the hell do you think is so funny about no butter for a year?" she screams at him. "It`s not nice to fool with Mother Nature!"

"I`m not laughing about the butter. I`m laughing at my friend over there whacking the hell out of your pussy willows!"

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Last edit: 20110126185053

2012-05-22 15:39 UTC